omFG I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY FRIEND IS SLEEPING ASDFGH
(Source: alamut)
Via This is my fairy tale
I got low. I didn’t see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.
When your best friend is making a presentation at school
(Source: meatschool)
“Hey, Barton, want to come up to the science division?” Bruce asked, on a particularly slow day at Stark Towers.
“Sure thing, Freckles,” Clint replied, enthusiastically, thinking he’d be helping Bruce blow things up.
(Source: catching-everlark)
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